ole dummy, with nothing to do: "Make Up Your Own Min"d

ole dummy, with nothing to do: "Make Up Your Own Min"d

damned if ole dummy is going to be charged with plagiarism

since we are coming into the real holiday season, and there might not be any news/articles worth reporting, BECAUSE THEY ARE TAKING VACATION TIME, again, and ole dummy doesn't have a clue, yet, when this shit is going to end, just thought that we should pass on some things that have saved a lot of money, over the years. so, when there is no news worth repeating, or advising same of, we will trust god to pass on some environmentally friendly tips, one day at a time; seven is a perfect number.

"there is something wrong, if we can't learn something everyday."

now that was not fair, at all, not discussing "COOLING"

3. PS: "round about way;" over time, we can tell which foods cause REALLY PAINFUL HEART BURN, as individuals.

7. any y'all remember, the other day, when the "brrrrr:" scroll came up? though ole dummy had been outside, didn't you? folks, in order to be environmentally friendly, we have to have a change of mind, in order to save hundreds of pennies, each and every day. sometimes we have to put on "outside" coats - parkas, HEAVY sweaters, WARM sweats, etc., for the "INSIDE," so we can stay warm.

6. any y'all ever heard, "a penny saved is a penny earned?" how about, "if you will watch the pennies, the dollars will take care of themselves." now all must know, and understand, that ole dummy is cheap. maybe we need to add a capital letter to the last word, in that last sentence. the deal is, there are scriptures about how much dinero we are supposed to put into a new enterprise, business, or what ever you would like to call the investment that you might someday need to undertake, in faith.

my dad told me many things, but two apply to this topic: first, we have to pay ourselves first - savings - if we ever expect to have a "nest egg." that will some day hatch. next, we have to spend money - in business - to make money. well now we are going to undertake a very environmental friendly effort, and maybe save a few pennies.

do any of you guys or gals get pissed, having to WAIT for the "preheating of an oven?" takes a lot of time, doesn't it? ok. now listen up. turn the oven dial to "broil" rather than the 400 degrees plus or minus that the cooking instructions order you to do. it will only take a very few minutes, rather than the fifteen minutes or so, again plus or minus.

now "hear" is the deal. the a/c current, alternating current, means that it has to come in, and it also has a line back to the transmission line, for the current that you do not use. but you are being billed for all that comes through, but given no credit for that which is returned, that is not used. so, the 220 volt oven connection can go full tilt, without any more money begin spent, at heating up the oven, at a lower temp.

and here is another potential bonus. lets say that you cooked something for several hours, even thirty minutes. that sucker is hot. so, leave the door of the oven open, like you do when you broil something - so you don't burn it up, like some of us real dummies do, and let that very hot air circulate in your residence. it will help heat the space, and save a penny or two, on your heating bill. (shut the oven door during air conditioning season, ok.)

5. wonder if all widows, ladies of the house/home/apartment, whose husband is not present - when needed, single moms, ho's, girls that live alone [or live with their parents, that are learning how to cook - :-)] , ad-infinitum, would like to have mr. charles atlas drop by, to help out in the kitchen, miraculously, at the perfect moment?

like wise, us old farts, that do not get much exercise - for our muscles - while learning how to type, sure would welcome "wonder woman's" help, at the perfect moment too, to help get the top off of that very stubborn JAR (S).

to hell with those aids - harmful - that make us see a doctor, because we strained TOO MUCH, and it still refused to budge; editor's picks.

but before you decide which is best, for you, we need to address the environment, again. with a little bit of elbow grease, "round and round" we go. MANY things can be forgotten about, chemical and other wise, several of which have a profound tendency to "rust;" toppest graphic, in your tip's section.

4. any y'all remember how our parents drilled into us kids, "the best you can hope for in this world is good health?" that was not even a grain of sand, compared to the next one. "cleanliness is next to godliness." not many people still do spring cleaning. lots of stuff, collects, through the winter months. but the focus, today, is on agents that free us from dirt, not those that have a glue substance, in their makeup, that attracts, AND HOLDS ONTO MORE SHIT. needless to say, we have to stick by some of the old proven ones.

agents that get rid of dirt are all natural ingredients. elements of the earth that are biodegradable. several that ole dummy uses are "oxy clean" and "orange product;" ?web search. expect propaganda.

having said that, maybe our personal surroundings reflect the dirt that is/was in our own heart. "a spiritual mode of living is a most powerful HEALTH RESTORATIVE."

3. round about way, for savings?

"When Job prayed for his friends, the LORD restored his fortunes. In fact, the LORD gave him twice as much as before!" (Job 42:10 TB)

"We ask especially for freedom from self-will, and are careful to make no request for ourselves only. We may ask for ourselves, however, if others will be helped. We are careful never to pray for our own selfish ends. Many of us have wasted a lot of time doing that and it doesn't work. You can easily see why." (Bigbook page 87)

now if enough of y'all had prayed for god's friends, we might have had this sooner. but ole dummy use to have medical prescriptions, for heart burn; indegestion. for years. and then over the counter stuff was used, to not much avail. ready? "altoids; very powerful breath mints." go brits. many flavors; drug stores and food stores, and others. no heart burn, and god doesn't have to give me any more, "what is that terrible odor i smell?"

2. there is a reason, that we did not say, "take a paper towel"..., in number one; below, for you real dummies. for MANY years now, ole dummy just don't buy any of those very s'pensive PAPER TOWELS. what he did do, was when he noticed a "special" on "wash rags," he bought a BIG pile of it. now you talk about "absorption," shit, you don't know nothink. and he has to do a lot or recycling, in his washing machine.

("Tits disappearing, thanks to global warming")

1. when it stops raining, where you live, take a towel - towels depending on how large your car is - and wipe it down. and every few months, or longer, depending how dirty the inside gets, you can take it by one of those really thorough drive thru cleaning centers, for an inside and outside clean up, that have other options, depending on how old, or new, your car is. and if you would like to go to the beach, but can't afford it today, wipe it down with a beach towel, dummy.