warning!
uh
oh. god is really pissed.
some
of y'all probably wonder why my nick name with god is dummy. let
me give you a clue.
step
ten states that we continue to take personal inventory, and when we
discover that we were wrong, we promptly admit it, or something like
that. we have a link to a serious piece about global threats,
that has a degree of humor in it, stating, "for all you slow
thinkers out there."
folks,
it has taken me, at times, TWENTY-FIVE YEARS, to figure out my
shit. have never understood the obvious, for some reason.
that
is why, in the "twelve" of the noahhite steps, it says, made
a career of finding out what caused the illness, or something like
that.
let
us go further, on this track. you can take a phrase, like
asshole, and it can be used in a pejorative sense, which i use in an
anonymous mode, but in an affectionate term, on a personal
basis. one of my "shocking" terms of endearment with
god, is that when i have done a really good job on something, he will
give me the high five, by transmitting the salutation of asshole.
now
all of you are asking yourselves, has he gone too far, this
time? how in hell does he expect us to believe that shit?
ok,
let us think about the subject for just a moment, and imagine a ring,
just under the skin, that god has control over, since he is
Spirit. and he can contract, or expand any sinews, anyway he
desires. y'all still on board? any more questions?
ok
lets
prove another point about my "slowness." at about
fifteen years into abstinence, was trying to get a handle on my sexual
behavior. fortunately, by god's grace, have only had the female
gender, as my partners. my dilemma however, was to figure out
which one of us was the homosexual, and which one of us was the
lesbian.
ok,
we have set the stage for our topic, and why it is so late in coming.
sorry about that.
GOD
BELIEVES ONLY IN CONFLICT RESOLUTION, PERIOD!
NOTHING
ELSE WILL EVER EVEN BE CONSIDERED AS
ANYTHING EXCEPT COMING FROM THE DEEPEST HELL.
how
many have heard, you speak with forked tongue, meaning we speak out of both sides of our mouths, simultaneously? it is finally
clear to me that there are those in the journalistic industry, that i
choose to not call professional, at all. they are just money
grubbing whores, meaning prostitutes, fucking their own selves up.
change
your agenda, to conflict resolution, rather than stirring up more
shit, in "we, god's people."
scribe's
note: y'all got an extra minute, considering that so many will be going
to sunday worship today? the isaiah chapter nine deal mentions
"from the ancestor of king david." how about that, god
slew two giants, with one stone, the other being the great spirit in the
sky. talk about hard ball!
